Back in 2013 I had a really goofy dream – goofy enough for me to want to share it and possibly make you chuckle.

It seemed there was a new TV station starting up and they were building a news team.  (I presume this is from my having watched so much wildfire coverage lately.)  I had been hired as a news anchor.  Unfortunately, they signed me to do sports (a subject I know nothing about; the only sport I follow is ice hockey).  But I must have needed a job because I took the assignment. 

But the other strange thing was that all the anchors had to top off their reports by singing a song. (??)  When my turn came, I sang “I’ve Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts.”  Is anybody here old enough to remember that song?  Here is what the Wikipedia article says about it:

” ‘I’ve Got…