My very special guest today is none other than the dauntless and debonair #Danny the Dog, who has kindly contributed one of his adventure stories. Danny’s person, best-selling author Andrew Joyce, will begin by introducing our celebrated canine friend.
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My name is Andrew Joyce and I write books for a living. Tina has been kind enough to allow me a little space on her blog to promote my new novel, Yellow Hair. I think it’s a good book, but what do I know? Anyway, I’m kinda shy about tooting my own horn. So I think I’ll turn things over to my dog Danny. He always has a bad attitude and usually does not speak highly of me. But please understand that we co-exist as the old Soviet Union and the United States once co-existed. We tolerate each other. So without further ado, here’s Danny.
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Andrew woke me up from a nice nap to help him out here. I was dreaming of hot dogs. Yummy! For a person that works with words for a living, he has very little to say in real life. He wants me to tout his book for him, but I don’t think I will. Instead, I think I’ll tell you about my latest adventure. I’m always having adventures. I like to write about them and what I write is 100% true.
In way of introduction, it is I, Danny the Dog, everyone’s favorite dog. I haven’t written anything for a while because my human, Andrew, has been using the computer. He was working on his new book. I told him I’d write it for him, but no; he said I don’t write in the same style as he does. Well duh! I’m so much a better at writing than he is.
I have a story to convey that I am not proud of. At first, I was not
going to tell you this story, but Andrew said that if I’m going to write about myself, I have to tell of my foibles as well as my strengths. I didn’t know I had foibles, but if I do, perhaps I should see a vet and have them checked out.
Well, I’ve dilly dallied long enough, here’s my sad tale (no pun intended).
Andrew has this friend, a female friend. Yeah, I know. I too was surprised that he had a friend, let alone a female friend. But during my long life, I’ve been witness to stranger things. So this friend, whose name is Suzanne, came to visit last week and she brought her dog with her. Now, I am a peaceful dog, I come from a long line of peace-loving dogs. In fact, my father was so peaceful, he only bit the mailman once a week. But as all of my canine readers will attest to, when a new dog comes onto your turf (or boat in my case), you have to assert your dominance. And in this instance, that was not going to be a problem.
The little critter was tiny. I wasn’t sure if it was a dog or a hairy rat. Andrew, knowing my ways, tied me to a tree so I couldn’t get to the little monster. But I wasn’t giving up. I barked my head off and strained against that insidious leash. And ultimately my efforts paid off, but now I wish they hadn’t. I was tied to a thin branch and it finally broke, freeing me to go and teach that interloper a lesson. I wasn’t going to hurt her, just let her know who was boss.
I ran full force right at the little thing, but instead of cowering or running away as any normal small dog would do, she turned and faced me, bared her teeth and started barking at me! I was so unprepared for this turn of events that I screeched to a halt (and this is the hard part to tell), turned tail and ran. I ran right to the boat, jumped inside, and hid under the bed. And do you want to know what the worst part was? As I ran, I could hear Andrew laughing his rear end off.
The conclusion to my sad story is that eventually I made friends with the little terror. Her name is Maui, and for a little female rat-dog, she’s not a bad sort. But she does tend to boss me around a lot.
And as for Andrew, he will never let me forget it. Sometimes when
he’s at the computer, he’ll break out laughing, turn to me, and in a sickening, sugary voice say, “How’s my big brave doggie doing? You better watch out, there are a few mean-looking cats around.” I could just strangle him at times.
I have to be going. I have an appointment at the vet’s to get my foibles looked at.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot—go out and buy Andrew’s book. It’ll make the old guy’s day.
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Ha ha ha ha ha. Is this about YOU? Poor puppy. Think bigger. Give Andrew a little more writing space. Just saying…
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Andrew had a dedicated post on my blog last week, Tess. It seemed only fair to give Danny a little space, being the exhilarating muse that he is 🙂
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Andrew is lucky that I allow him to live on the boat.
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Extremely adorable pooch with huge character and heart. And a lucky owner. Hahaha love it!!
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Thanks for stopping by, Peta! Glad you enjoyed 🙂
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Of course, I’m adorable.
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Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
Be still my heart, Danny the Dog has broken his silence… his fans have awaited his latest epistle with bated breath and it does not disappoint.. Tina Frisco persuaded (probably with turkey slices) the canine legend to guest post.. I see that his master Andrew still managed to sneak in with a plug for his books…..head over and find out about Danny’s foibles….
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Thanks for sharing, Sally. Fitting intro 🙂 ❤
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Love Danny the dog! So glad he now has a companion… other than Andrew!
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Thank you, Marje. I’m sure Danny is pleased 🙂
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I’m still stuck with Andrew. More’s the pity.
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At the risk of getting on your bad side, Danny, I’m going to say that Andrew deserves a break. After all, he does supply you with turkey slices … 🙂
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Ha Ha!! I don’t believe a word of it, I know you are man’s best friend!
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I’m a better friend to women.
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Good to know! LOL !!!
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Danny and Muai- good combination. I laughed my head off when I read this.
Danny do not worry- we all have our moments. Mine is when I meet old colleagues- I feel like hiding under a bed then. I never can because I would never fit. Be glad that you have a bed space under which you can hide. For some of us mortals, that space is too little.
Susie
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Glad you enjoyed, Susie. Danny can be amusing even when he’s chagrined 🙂 Thank you for stopping by and commenting ❤
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Yeah, it’s nice under the bed. You can come over and hang out with me under our bed anytime.
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Great post. I love reading about Danny and I thought this story was hilarious.
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Thank you, Robbie. Danny, however, might disagree regarding the hilarity 🙂
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It was hilarious in the same way WW II was hilarious.
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Danny! I believe that there should have been a “proper introduction” to Maui. Naturally, there may have still been some spoiled behavior on her part, after all, she might get out often… You are a better fella for it all as illustrated by your willingness to do this promotion for Andrew’s book. ❤
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Thanks, Annette. I’m sure Danny appreciates the kudos 🙂 ❤
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Hey, Blondie. Long time, no see.
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Hey Danny! I just made a pot of pureed root veggie soup with red lentils… Care to have supper?
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Veggie? No offense, but no thanks. Sounds like it might be healthy. I’ve been hanging out with Andrew for far too long. If it doesn’t have a high count of animal fat and vodka in it, we don’t eat it.
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Omg, you crack me up!!!
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That is my intent.
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You can’t ever tail what a wild rat dog will do!
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Indeed, Linda! Thanks for stopping by 🙂
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I’m with you, Linda. Those damn rat-dogs!!!!
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Omg, too cute! Loved that he has to go to the vet to get his foibles checked! Precious! ❤
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I think Danny might be inclined to share his turkey slices with you after that comment, Deb ❤
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Aw, I wouldn’t be surprised. I now have hamster buddies too, LOL ❤
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I am cute, and my foibles are just fine. Thank you very much!!!
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Glad to hear Danny. 🙂
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Aww, Danny the dog, writing a blog, LOL! He is so adorable! In fact, Danny looks just like my brother’s dog–same breed with the little turned-out feet. Funny, Tina, soon, I’m starting a feature on my blog, “Aero’s Perspectives” (he’s my little Boykin spaniel mix). He’s getting a new cousin puppy in a couple of weeks, so he will have a lot to say. Great minds and all 🙂
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Wonderful idea, Terri. I adore critters, so I’ll be looking forward to that. Aero . . . What a cute little name for a cute little dog 🙂
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Thanks! I see more people using their pets to post 🙂
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Are you familiar with the hamster dudes? 🙂
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Yes! I read them today–hilarious! I think writing from the perspective of a pet is a good stretch for writers!
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Okay, now I have to confess . . . I named 4 major characters in Vampyrie after my cats! Phoebe, Lunah, Fei, & Cho. It gave me such a thrill to keep typing their names 🙂
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That is awesome! Great names for feline and human! or rogue…or vampyrie 🙂
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I’m sure your brother’s dog is a nice doggie. But he can’t look like me. There is only one Danny the Dog!
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What a fun guest post, Tina. Hugs. And ear scratches to Danny.
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Thanks, Teagan. I’m sure Danny will appreciate ❤
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Thank you for the ear scratches, my friend.
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Reblogged this on Lyn Horner's Corner.
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As you should. It’s a post by Danny the Dog for Christ’s sake!!! But I thank you anyway.
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Danny is a treasure! He gave me a good laugh.
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He certainly is an amusing little dude! Thanks so much for reblogging, Lyn. Much appreciated ❤
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I am a treasure and it’s about time the rest of the world knew it!!!
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Cute, entertaining interview.
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Thank you, Eileen. Glad you enjoyed 😊
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All females think I’m cute. Can’t you say anything about my bubbling personality? Perhaps touch on the fact that I’m the best, smartest, and most humblest dog on the planet?
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hmmm….I just might need to read your story, Danny, to answer that!
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I always enjoy Danny’s stories. Thanks for hosting a delightful interview, Tina. And I have Andrew’s latest book. Looking forward to reading it soon!
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You’re welcome, Diana. Danny is indeed a master storyteller! I’m a big fan of his as well as of his person. I enjoyed Andrew’s first 3 books, so I’m quite sure Yellow Hair will be an equally good read. Thanks for stopping by 🙂
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Hi, Ms. Peach. My only regret in life is that I’m not a human so I could come a-courtin’. Still love your smile. (Your husband isn’t the jealous type is he?)
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Oh, Danny. You are just the most romantic dog ever. ❤ Tell Andrew that you deserve a cheeseburger.
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I want to thank all my millions of fans for tuning and reading of my latest adventure. I do lead a very exciting life, don’t ? And just to put your unease to rest, the vet said my foibles a fine. He told me everyone has foibles, but mine are the best. Naturally.
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Glad you dropped in, Danny, and happy to hear your foibles are fine. One thing’s for sure: You’ll never suffer an ego crisis. That’s probably because the ego is in the foible lobe of the brain, and yours has received a clean bill of health. Happy trails and tales and tails, my fine canine friend 🙂
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Hi Danny – it’s TINK (nickname for TinkerToy, the guest-blogging Shih Tzu – found on my Mom’s blog, ADDandSoMuchMORE.com).
I love reading your stuff, and I want to let you know that I’m linking here on my next guest-blog – which is an invitation to my FIRST Meet and Greet for 4-legses. So make sure you stop by and leave a trail (but don’t use this post, because it will already be getting its own press).
Woof! TINK
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I love that idea, Madelyn. Looking forward to it. You might have to link to Danny’s blog to get his attention. He does get so wrapped up in his adventures. 🙂
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I’ll see what Tink can do, Tina. Btw – Vampyrie sounded like a *wonderful* read, well worth anybody’s time (and certainly mine!)
xx,
mgh
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Thank you, Madelyn ❤
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Your most welcome.
Tink added a link to a post by Danny, btw, but left yours as well. It will be “live” at 1 min. after midnight tonight (NY time) – so get ready to party on DOWN!
xx,
mgh
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Thank you, Madelyn. Would you post the link here so people can easily connect? ❤
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Do you have pings enabled? If so, they will be able to jump from there. (Tink just told me to shut up and post the link)
I’ll have to do so tomorrow, however. Until it posts, all they’ll get is some version of a 404 error.
Tink says thanks for helping him with his invites, Tina.
xx,
mgh
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I do have pings enabled, Madelyn, but thought you had already posted. And you’re most welcome, Tink 🙂
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I need to remember to always list my time zone – people’s “tomorrows” can be VERY different in the blog-o-sphere!
xx,
mgh
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HERE ‘TIS, Tina —
https://addandsomuchmore.com/2017/01/23/tinks-first-4legs-meet-and-greet/
Woof! TINK
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Just paid you a visit, Madelyn. Thanks so much for the ping 🙂
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TInk’s pin, actually – and he is very grateful for your support.
He’s trying to gather all the i-net pets together to support each other’s blogging efforts (at least he SAYS that’s the reason — should we be afraid?) 🙂
xx,
mgh
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Aw shucks, no. They still depend on us for food! 🙂
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Just for your information, Danny doesn’t go on his own blog. He’ll post something and then forget about it. Actually, he doesn’t post. he only reblogs his stuff that others have been kind enough to post. If you want to get Danny’s attention all you have to do is mention turkey slices.
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Good to know, Andrew. Will keep that in mind 🙂
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“Woof,” right back at ya.
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Reblogged this on Danny the Dog and commented:
This guy’s pretty entertaining and he’s real good lookin’!
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Thanks, Danny! Will visit and spread your good looks around! 🙂
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Are foibles contagious??
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Maybe.
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Omg, yes! But not physically, Zoe; so you’re relatively safe 🙂
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“Safe” is no fun, Miss Tina. One has to live on the edge or be accused of taking up too much room. 😉
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True, Zoe. But feeling sick yanks you off the edge and tosses you in bed! It’s good to be safe from disease while walking the margins of life 🙂 ❤
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SIGH, yes, Miss Tina, I suppose. And I presume that’s why my human does not allow me outdoors. That keeps me relatively safe. I do hope you will be back 100% very soon, my friend.
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Thank you, Zoe. Your good wishes warm my heart ❤
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Love it!
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Glad you enjoyed, Olga 🙂 ❤
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What did you love most? The pictures of me, or my beautiful writing style, or all of the above? The only correct answer (of course) is, “all of the above.”
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